When I walked through the back door, I saw a box in the center of the room through which I must pass in order to reach my office.
Everyone was watching for my reaction.
The box declared that it contained a microwave.
“What’s a microwave doing in the center of the floor?” I asked, wondering if it was a ritual, or a reminder that we needed a new one.
“It’s not a microwave. It’s a kitten.”
The only thing worse than having your children say, “We found this kitten—can we keep it?” is for your staff to say, “We found this kitten…”