Mark Warde

Amazing, isn’t it? Waiting in line makes all kind of ideas come to mind… besides finding out what the hold-up is up front and exhibiting some couponrage on the person who forgot to show them until their $300 grocery receipt was done.

The past two months of quarantine has my mind bulging at the crazies. The things I have learned, thought about and pondered are worthy of either the Nobel Peace Prize or a padded cell. How about you?

Let’s make something clear from the start… I am not surprised the same room in the house that we store toilet paper - which is suddenly in world demand, is also the identical place that users of said product can never seem to replace a roll when its gone. Like the Bermuda Triangle, things disappear in there.

Being an oldsmobile in Ennis should qualify me to address the question of where the TP has gone. For proof, I offer the fact that I carry an extra roll and briefs in the glove compartment. That my friends is quite the qualifier.

It doesn’t require much of a lesson in history to see the animosity Muslims have for any other faith other than their own. The sentence given for Catholics, Christians and especially anyone of Jewish persuasion ends in a period, as in termination, often a terror-filled death.